Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You shove your junk into someone's ear so loud it turns their brain to mush.

My cousin did this to my dog and now it thinks it's a rockstar.

I did this to my math teacher and she failed me for life.

My friend tried this on his mom and now he's grounded forever.

2

You put your wiener in an ear so hard it makes the other ear jealous.

I did this to my brother and now he has a sore ear and a sore pride.

My sister did this to her crush and he asked her to be his girlfriend.

I did this to my dad and he told me to go to my room.

3

You blast your junk into an ear so loud it could wake the dead.

I did this to my neighbor and now he screams at me every morning.

My friend did this to his teacher and got sent to the principal's office.

I did this to my mom and she gave me a wedgie.

4

You jam your junk into an ear so far it might come out of the nose.

I did this to my friend and he cried like a baby.

My brother did this to his dog and now it won't stop barking.

I did this to my teacher and she gave me a pop quiz.

5

You shove your junk into someone’s ear so hard it could make a sound.

I did this to my little brother and he ran out of the room screaming.

My friend did this to his brother and now they're fighting.

I did this to my dad and he yelled at me for an hour.

6

You push your junk into an ear so far it’s like you’re trying to start a war.

I did this to my friend and now he’s got a headache and a sore ear.

My sister did this to her crush and he asked her out.

I did this to my dog and now it won’t stop howling.