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When a toddler hears a bad word like fuck, cunt, or bitch and yells it at the grocery store or in church or while eating cereal.
Toddler: 'CUNT!' at the checkout line.
Kid: 'FUCK!' during Sunday service.
Child: 'BITCH!' while spilling milk on the floor.
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When a toddler hears a swear word and screams it at the top of their lungs in the most random places like the mall, the park, or during a movie.
Toddler: 'FUCK!' while riding the escalator.
Kid: 'CUNT!' in the middle of a cartoon.
Child: 'BITCH!' right next to the librarian.
3
When a toddler overhears a bad word and then yells it at someone who didn’t even say it like at school, at home, or in the car.
Toddler yells 'CUNT!' at the teacher.
Kid shouts 'FUCK!' at their brother.
Child screams 'BITCH!' while eating a sandwich.
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When a toddler hears a swear word and then yells it at the most embarrassing times like in a restaurant, at a birthday party, or in the middle of a nap.
Toddler: 'FUCK!' during a birthday cake smash.
Kid: 'CUNT!' at the dinner table.
Child: 'BITCH!' while still half-asleep.
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When a toddler hears a cuss word and then yells it at the worst times like while you're on a phone call, during a meeting, or when you're trying to sleep.
Toddler: 'BITCH!' while you're on a Zoom call.
Kid: 'FUCK!' during your important meeting.
Child: 'CUNT!' right in the middle of your nap.
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