Ear Spouge

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A smelly goop that lives in your ear crack and smells like old socks and bad decisions.

My ear spouge is so bad, my dog ran away from me.

I tried to挖 it out and now my ear is crying.

My ear spouge is so strong, it could knock out a goat.

The gross oily stuff in your ear that smells like gym socks after a long week.

I opened my ear and it screamed at me.

My ear spouge is so bad, my brother left me.

I tried to clean it, now I regret it.

The dirty, smelly mess that lives in your ear and smells like your mom’s old shoes.

My ear spouge is so bad, it got its own Instagram.

I had to take a shower just to get rid of it.

I woke up to my ear spouge yelling at me.