ear-shrimp

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a cheesy old-school ear piece that looks like a shrimp and smells like your grandpa’s sock drawer

My ear-shrimp died last night. I had to shout at my mom to hear her screaming.

That ear-shrimp is so broken it's like it was hit by a truck and then kicked by a goat.

I tried to use my ear-shrimp to listen to music and it just played my uncle’s voicemail on repeat.

a piece of tech that looks like a shrimp and makes your brain feel like it's on fire

My ear-shrimp is so bad it made me think my math teacher was talking to me in a dream.

I dropped my ear-shrimp in the toilet and now it sounds like a squid fighting a duck.

I tried to use my ear-shrimp and it just screamed at me for no reason.

a shrimp-shaped ear piece that makes you sound like a broken record player

My ear-shrimp is so old it thinks it's a disco ball and keeps playing the same song over and over.

I tried to talk to my friend with my ear-shrimp on and it just echoed like I was in a cave with a parrot.

My ear-shrimp is so bad my dog thinks I'm having a seizure every time I use it.