Ear Sexual Assault

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When your ears get screamed at so hard it feels like someone put a jackhammer inside your head and said ‘you’re not leaving until you’re deaf’

My mom yelled at me for burning the toast and I got ear sexual assault

The DJ at the party was so loud I thought my ears were gonna pop

My dog barked at me for 10 minutes straight and it was like a horror movie

When your ears feel like they’ve been kicked by a donkey and you’re begging for mercy just to stop hearing everything

My brother’s loud video game was ear sexual assault

My teacher screamed my name 50 times in a row

The car next to me had a subwoofer that was like a war zone

When your ears get so tortured they want to quit and go live in a cave

My friend’s playlist was so loud it was like a scream battle

The airplane’s engine was so loud I thought my ears were gonna die

My cousin’s screaming in the hallway was the worst ear sexual assault ever

When your ears are being attacked by sound like it’s your worst enemy and you’re just trying to survive

My phone was on maximum volume and it was like a siren of doom

The church choir was so loud I thought I was in a war

My neighbor’s lawnmower was ear sexual assault and I wanted to scream back

When your ears are getting a beatdown so hard they’re like, ‘I give up, I’m just gonna go quiet’

My mom’s vacuum cleaner was like a monster attacking my ears

The concert was so loud I felt it in my bones

My friend’s playlist was a full-on ear battle and I lost

When your ears get screamed at so much they’re like, ‘I’ve had enough, I’m going to sleep and never wake up’

My little brother kept yelling for 20 minutes straight

My teacher’s voice was like a blender with a scream

The alarm clock was so loud it was like someone was yelling at me in my sleep