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music so good it feels like your ears are getting a free massage from heaven and your brain is taking a nap.
I put on this playlist and instantly forgot my problems existed.
My dog started barking at the radio like it was a rival.
I texted my mom: 'I’m not coming home. This song is too good.'
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the kind of sound that makes you want to throw your phone out the window and then immediately buy a new one.
I listened to this song on repeat for three hours straight.
My neighbor asked if I was having a seizure.
I cried like a baby and then texted my ex.
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the only thing that can make you forget you have a life and that you are probably going to die.
I skipped school to listen to it. I got a detention. It was worth it.
My cat stared at me like I had lost my mind.
I texted my boss: 'I’m not coming in. This is more important.'
4
a sound so nice it makes your brain shut off and your soul start a dance party.
I listened to it and forgot to eat. I had to text my mom to remind me.
My dog started dancing around the room like it was at a concert.
I cried and then laughed like I had just won the lottery.
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the only thing that can make your brain happy and your body forget it exists.
I listened to it and fell asleep in the middle of the kitchen.
My dog started licking my face like it was a fan.
I texted my friend: 'This is better than my mom's cooking.'
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a sound so good it makes your ears go 'oh my god' and your brain go 'I’m in love.'
I listened to it and cried like I had just lost my best friend.
My neighbor asked if I was having a meltdown.
I texted my ex: 'I miss you. This song is too good.'
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