Ear rub

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When someone rubs their ear or sucks on it, it usually means they're about to get laid or get caught in a stupid lie.

My mom started rubbing her ear, and 10 minutes later, my dad came home with a pizza and a wink.

He sucked on his ear like it was a lollipop, and then we all got kicked out of the restaurant.

She rubbed her ear so hard, the neighbors called the cops thinking she was possessed.

The dirty habit of grabbing your lover's ear and rubbing it like it's a cheeseburger.

I asked her why she was rubbing my ear, and she said, 'Because it's the only part of you that still works.'

He grabbed my ear and rubbed it like it was a snack, and I got turned on and mad at the same time.

My girlfriend rubs my ear like it's a stress ball, and I'm pretty sure that's how we ended up married.