Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The gross stuff that clogs your ears and smells like old cheese and regret.

My ear potato is so bad I can’t hear my mom yelling at me.

I tried to挖 it out and now my ear is bleeding.

My ear potato is so thick I need a spoon to get it out.

2

The crumbly, smelly mess that lives in your ear and thinks it’s royalty.

My ear potato is so bad I can’t hear my alarm.

I tried to clean it and it came out in chunks.

My ear potato is so old it has a beard.

3

The chunky, stinky stuff that lives in your ear and never leaves.

My ear potato is so bad I can’t hear my dog barking.

I had to use a cotton swab and a spatula to get it out.

My ear potato is so bad it’s making me sick.

4

The goopy, smelly stuff that clogs your ears and smells like old socks and sadness.

My ear potato is so bad I can’t hear my teacher.

I tried to dig it out and it came out in pieces.

My ear potato is so bad it’s making my head hurt.

5

The sticky, smelly mess that lives in your ear and thinks it’s a king.

My ear potato is so bad I can’t hear my phone.

I had to use a hairpin to get it out.

My ear potato is so bad it’s making me cry.

6

The crumbly, smelly stuff that lives in your ear and never stops being gross.

My ear potato is so bad I can’t hear my friend.

I tried to clean it and it came out in blobs.

My ear potato is so bad it’s making me laugh.