Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The tiny speaker on a phone that yells at you like your mom when she's mad.

My phone just screamed at me. I think it's broken.

That Ear Portal is louder than my brother's scream when he loses a video game.

My phone is talking to me like I owe it money.

2

The hole in your phone that spits out the other person's voice like it's a curse.

That Ear Portal is like a witch's spell. It won't stop talking.

My phone's Ear Portal is louder than my dog's bark.

The other person's voice came out of my phone like it was possessed.

3

The tiny speaker on your phone that yells at you like you're in trouble.

My phone just yelled at me. I think it's mad at me.

That Ear Portal is louder than my teacher's voice when she's angry.

My phone is talking to me like I did something wrong.

4

The little speaker on your phone that screams at you like it's your worst enemy.

That Ear Portal is screaming my name. It's terrifying.

My phone's speaker is like my enemy from a video game.

That Ear Portal is louder than my alarm clock on a Monday.

5

The tiny speaker on your phone that talks to you like you're a baby.

My phone is talking to me like I can't hear it.

That Ear Portal is whispering to me like I'm a kid.

My phone is talking to me like I'm five.

6

The little hole on your phone that yells at you like you're in a fight.

That Ear Portal is yelling at me like we're in a war.

My phone is talking to me like it's my enemy.

That Ear Portal is louder than my brother when he's fighting with my sister.