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My mom just played this song and I cried. Not because it was sad. Because it was too good.

That song was like a cheeseburger for my soul. I ate it and I didn't even realize it was a cheeseburger.

I heard that track and my brain immediately said, 'I'm out.'

I heard that song and I thought I was going to die from happiness. Then it ended and I cried.

That music was like getting a million dollars and then finding out it was fake money.

I started singing along and my dog looked at me like I was a monster.