Ear Poisoner

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Ear poisoner is when your ears get infected by terrible music, juicy rumors, or holy book nonsense. It’s like getting a face full of garbage, and you can’t escape it.
My cousin tried to listen to Taylor Swift and now he’s crying in a corner.
My mom told me my sister cheated on my dad, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
My brother read the Bible and now he’s yelling at the ceiling.
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An ear poisoner is someone who messes with you by making your friends hate you. They whisper lies and watch you suffer.
My teacher told my friends I stole her lunch, and now they won’t talk to me.
My crush said I was a total loser, and now my friends think I’m a fraud.
My best friend’s ex said I was a backstabber, and now I can’t even eat pizza without feeling guilty.
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