ear plug

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fancy earrings you wear when your ears are big enough to fit a whole sandwich through. They have holes so you can look at your face like a moron.

My ears are bigger than my ex's face. I wear these plugs like a king.

I got these plugs because my ears look like they were hit by a truck.

These plugs are so big, I can see my whole life through them.

a person who stretches their ears until they're the size of donuts and then wears these tiny tubes that look like they're from another planet.

My ears are like tunnels. I wear these plugs like they're my soul.

I stretched my ears so much, my face is now a portal to another dimension.

These plugs look like they came from a spaceship. I’m the alien in the room.

when you mess up your fake move and she turns her head and you plug her ear with the hotness of your face, like you’re giving her a facial.

I messed up my fake move, and her face was so hot, it plugged my ear.

She turned her head, and I gave her a facial so strong, it plugged my ear.

I tried to fake a move, messed it up, and her face plugged my ear like it was a fire hydrant.

when you shove your dick in your friend’s ear and blow your load so hard, it turns their brain into a meatball.

I stuck my dick in my friend’s ear and blew my load like a firehose.

My friend’s brain is now a meatball because I shot my load in their ear.

I fucked their brains out so hard, their ears started smoking.

when two guys decide to ejaculate in a girl’s ear at the same time, and it’s like a warzone in her head.

Two guys shot their loads in her ear at the same time. It was like a war in her head.

The girl’s ear was hit by double the load. It was a full-blown battle.

They both jizzed in her ear, and it was like her brain was on fire.

when you need your girl to stop listening to you, so you stick your face in her ear like it’s an Alabama football game and plug it with your love.

I stuck my face in her ear like it was an Alabama game and plugged it with my love.

She wouldn’t listen to me, so I plugged her ear with my face like it was a championship.

My face plugged her ear so hard, it was like I won the Super Bowl.

when you jizz in someone’s ear and it freezes like it’s a snowball fight in their head.

I jizzed in her ear and it froze like it was a snowball fight.

His ear turned into a snowball because I shot my load in it.

Jizz in her ear. It froze. It was like winter in her head.