ear play

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Using your hands, mouth, and teeth to torture someone’s ear like it’s a crime scene.

I was eating my cereal when he started nibbling my ear. I dropped my spoon and my dignity.

She bit my ear so hard I thought it was going to fall off. I swear I heard it scream.

He licked my ear like it was the last piece of cake on Earth. I’m still licking my own ear from the horror.

Putting your face in someone’s ear and doing things that should only be done in a jail cell.

He put his face in my ear and started whispering secrets that should have been buried with his ex.

I had to work from home because my neighbor started ear play with his dog. I heard the dog bark and my boss scream.

She stuck her tongue in my ear and I almost fainted. My coworker asked if I was sick.

Kissing, biting, and licking someone’s ear until they beg for mercy or a nap.

He licked my ear so hard I begged him to stop. I just wanted a nap and a life.

She bit my ear so much I had to take a pain pill and a selfie.

He kissed my ear like it was the last thing he would ever touch. I cried and I was proud.

Using your mouth and hands to make someone’s ear feel like it’s on fire.

He sucked my ear like it was a lollipop and I was five years old. I had to go to the bathroom to calm down.

She nibbled my ear so much it felt like it was going to fall off. I told her to stop or I’d tell my mom.

He licked my ear like it was the last piece of pizza on Earth. I was full of ear pain and regret.

Putting your face in someone’s ear and doing things that should be illegal.

He stuck his face in my ear and started whispering things that should have been in a courtroom. I was blushing and confused.

She bit my ear so hard I had to call my brother for help. He thought I was being attacked.

He licked my ear like it was the last thing he would ever do. I was so distracted I spilled my coffee on my boss.

Using your mouth and hands to make someone’s ear feel like it’s being interrogated.

He bit my ear so hard I felt like I was being interrogated by the police. I had to call my mom.

She sucked my ear like it was a popsicle and I was five. I cried and I was confused.

He licked my ear so much it felt like it was being interrogated by a dog. I was scared and happy.