Ear Pirate

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A person who steals your secrets by shoving their earphone in your ear like a thief in the night.

My ear pirate snuck into my group chat and told my crush I was a mess.

He plugged his earphone in my ear during lunch and laughed at my dumb joke.

I got ear pirated in the mall and now my crush thinks I’m a spy.

When you give a girl a tongue lashing because her clit has a jewelry store on it.

I went down on her and it felt like I was licking a diamond necklace.

She had a clit so pierced I thought she was a pirate.

I tried to go down on her and it was like eating a whole pizza.