Ear Penises

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The part of Nuraphones that stick out of your ears like a middle finger from the headphones. They look like tiny meaty wieners waving at you.

My Nuraphones look like they're trying to get a job at a sausage factory.

I'm wearing these headphones and my ears are getting a promotion.

These Ear Penises are the reason I failed my math test.

The annoying little buds on Nuraphones that look like they're about to take a dump in your ear. They're the reason your ears are in pain.

These Ear Penises are the reason I'm going bald.

My ears are in a relationship with these buds.

These things are like a surprise party for my ears.

The thing on Nuraphones that stick out like a sore thumb. They’re not just buds, they’re the whole damn show.

These Ear Penises are the reason I hate my headphones.

I’m not listening to music, I’m staring at these things.

These buds are like a billboard for my ears.