Ear Pedo

Your mom yells at you through the phone like she’s trying to kill you.

Your teacher drags you to the front of the class and forces you to listen to a 10-minute speech about why you’re the worst student ever.

Your crush texts you 20 messages in one go and you have to read them all.

You open your mouth to speak and your brother starts singing show tunes.

You try to sleep and your little sister starts talking to her pet goldfish.

You’re in the middle of a cool moment and your friend decides to tell you their entire life story.

Your dad starts telling you about his day and it takes forever.

Your friend blurts out a random joke at the worst time.

You’re in the middle of a video game and your brother starts talking to you like you’re his best friend.

Your teacher makes you listen to a 20-minute speech about why you’re failing.

Your little brother starts talking about his new pet lizard nonstop.

You’re trying to watch a movie and your friend decides to tell you their entire life story.

Your mom starts telling you about her day and it takes forever.

Your teacher makes you listen to a 10-minute speech about why you’re the worst student ever.

Your friend starts telling you about their new pet lizard and it goes on forever.

You’re trying to watch a movie and your little brother starts talking about his new pet lizard.

You’re trying to sleep and your mom starts telling you about her day.

You’re in the middle of a cool moment and your friend starts telling you their entire life story.