ear orgasm

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When you stick a Q-tip so far up your ear you might as well be giving it a blowjob and it hits that spot that feels like heaven
My mom thinks I'm cleaning my ears but I'm really just trying not to scream
I got so much pleasure from my ear I forgot my math test
I had an ear orgasm so hard my dog looked at me like I was a god
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You're scrubbing your ears so hard with a Q-tip you think you're going to die and then it hits you like a brick and you’re like oh my god
I was cleaning my ears and I had a full-blown meltdown in the middle of the hallway
I was so into my ear cleaning I forgot my friend was talking to me
I had such a good ear orgasm I cried
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When you’re walking out of the pool and water decides to go up your ear and you feel like you’re getting a massage from the ocean
I walked out of the pool and my ear had a full-blown party
Water went up my ear and I felt like I was in heaven
I had an ear orgasm so good I didn’t want to leave the pool
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When your favorite song comes on and you’re like nobody else matters and you’re just vibing to the beat
My favorite song came on and I forgot my friend was talking to me
I was so into the song I didn’t even notice my dog was barking
I had an ear orgasm from the music and I was like I’m gonna die
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