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Getting your butt stuffed with corn while someone slaps your ear so hard it feels like a punch from a drunk chicken.

My cousin tried to cornhole me while I was eating a burrito and it came out the other end.

I got earholing at the pool party and my ear still rings like a bell.

He cornholed me while I was sleeping and I woke up screaming like a baby.

Squishing corn into your butt with your fingers while someone sticks a shoe in your ear and yells at you.

She cornholed me with her fingers and I almost bit my tongue off.

At the beach, my friend earholed me with a flip flop and I nearly drowned.

He cornholed me while I was taking a leak and I peed on him.

Sticking a whole ear of corn up your butt while someone hits your ear with a tennis ball and calls you a dummy.

My brother cornholed me and called me a dummy while I was eating pizza.

At the gym, someone earholed me with a tennis ball and I fell over.

She cornholed me while I was watching TV and I missed the whole show.