ear muffing

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when two ladies slap their vaginas on your ears like they’re giving you a free pair of headphones

my cousin got ear muffed by her best friend and her cousin’s girlfriend at the family reunion

i saw my neighbor’s dog get ear muffed by his owner and her sister during a yard party

my teacher got ear muffed by two students during lunch and now she won’t let us talk during class

when two women put their pussies on your ears like it’s the best concert ever

my brother got ear muffed by his girlfriend and her best friend at the mall food court

my mom got ear muffed by her coworker and her boss at the office party

my dog got ear muffed by my neighbor and her cat at the park

when two ladies put their vaginas on your ears and you’re like why isn’t this a thing

my friend got ear muffed by her ex and her ex’s new girlfriend at the bar

my dad got ear muffed by his mom and her friend at the family dinner

my cat got ear muffed by my neighbor and her dog during a fight