Ear Muffin

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A gross and brainless thing. Why would anyone eat a muffin made of ears? It's like eating a bad dream.
That project was an ear muffin. I want to throw it in the trash and set it on fire.
Your idea was an ear muffin. I’m surprised it didn’t stink up the whole room.
That sandwich was an ear muffin. I think it was made by a confused raccoon.
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Something so bad it should be banned. Like an ear muffin. Who even thought of that?
This movie was an ear muffin. I walked out and cried.
That math test was an ear muffin. I failed and I blame the teacher.
That pizza was an ear muffin. I ate it and now I'm regretting my life choices.
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A stupid thing that makes you want to scream. Like an ear muffin. It’s just ears and flour. What even is that?
That outfit was an ear muffin. I think it was made by a confused sock.
That song was an ear muffin. I’m still trying to forget the words.
That homework was an ear muffin. I just stared at it and cried.
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