ear muffies

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when uffy's cuss in front of mini uffy's they scream, 'ear muffies!' and the mini uffy's cover their ears like they're trying to block out the worst day of their lives.
my aunt cussed at the dinner table and my cousin yelled 'ear muffies!' and covered his ears like he was trying to survive a war.
my mom dropped an f-bomb during church and my little brother went 'ear muffies!' and stuck his hands in his ears like he was trying to escape a scream.
my uncle cussed during a holiday meal and my cousin screamed 'ear muffies!' and covered her ears like she was trying to stop a scream from a thousand demons.
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when you're getting wild with an uffy and she wraps her legs around your ears for a full-on leglock of love. she’ll say, 'tanks you gay!' and you’ll know it was worth it.
i was getting wild with my uffy and she wrapped her legs around my ears and said, 'tanks you gay!' and i felt like i'd won the lottery.
i was making out with my uffy and she leglocked my ears and said, 'tanks you gay!' and i was like, 'i'm in heaven.'
i was having a moment with my uffy and she squeezed my ears with her legs and said, 'tanks you gay!' and i was like, 'this is the best day ever.'
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