Ear Moment

My cousin tried to sing ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ in the shower. It was like a war zone.

My dog just barked at my brother’s ‘vlog’ for 10 minutes straight.

My mom texted me a video of my dad trying to play the guitar. It was like hearing a goat scream.

My teacher played a ‘80s rock song so loud it made my ears bleed.

My brother’s ‘remix’ of ‘Baby Shark’ is the worst thing ever.

My friend’s TikTok video has a sound so bad it makes me want to cry.

My sister’s ‘vocal performance’ of ‘Let It Go’ was like a scream party in my skull.

My dad tried to rap and it sounded like a cat got hit by a truck.

My cousin’s ‘dance challenge’ had a sound so loud it made my brain shut down.

My brother’s ‘karaoke’ of ‘I Want It That Way’ was like a nuclear bomb went off in my ears.

My mom’s ‘dance party’ had a sound so loud it felt like I was in a war.

My friend’s ‘music video’ was like a rocket launch in my head.

My cousin’s ‘singing’ of ‘Happy’ was like someone hit me with a drumstick.

My brother’s ‘band performance’ made my head throb like it was on fire.

My friend’s ‘soundtrack’ was like a headache I couldn’t escape.

My dad’s ‘rap battle’ was like a screaming goat in my head.

My sister’s ‘singing’ of ‘Shake It Off’ made my ears want to quit.

My friend’s ‘mixtape’ was like a goat was screaming at me for 10 minutes.