ear knob

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The lumpy part of your ear that gets smushed when you fall face first into a pizza box.

My ear knob got squished when I tripped over my dog and face-planted into a pizza box.

I woke up with my ear knob looking like a deflated balloon after my brother kicked me.

My ear knob is now a permanent part of my face after that 3 AM pizza run.

The fleshy part of your ear that gets used as a stepping stone by your little brother.

My little brother used my ear knob as a step to reach the cookie jar.

He stepped on my ear knob so hard I heard the cookies scream.

My ear knob is now a permanent staircase for my brother.

The part of your ear that gets the most blame when your phone falls into soup.

I dropped my phone into soup and my ear knob took the fall.

My ear knob got dunked in tomato soup because I was too lazy to catch my phone.

The soup decided my ear knob was the best place to live.