ear kaboom

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When a dog’s ears go full explosion because they’re too dumb to listen.
My dog just did an ear kaboom when I told him to stop eating my homework.
That dog’s ears went kaboom again, I think he’s trying to take over the world.
His ear kaboom was so loud, I thought my neighbor’s dog had died.
2
When a dog’s ears flip over like they’re trying to escape a bad haircut.
His ear kaboom was so sudden, I almost dropped my sandwich.
That dog’s ears flipped over like he was trying to run away from a laser.
The ear kaboom happened right in front of my teacher, I got in trouble.
3
When a dog’s ears go full slapstick because they’re too lazy to stay still.
The ear kaboom was so loud, my mom came running in.
That dog did an ear kaboom right in the middle of my video game.
His ear kaboom was so bad, I think he’s going to lose his ears.
4
When a dog’s ears flip over like they’re giving you the finger.
My dog’s ear kaboom was so epic, I took a video.
He did an ear kaboom during my presentation, I failed the test.
That ear kaboom was so loud, I think my dog’s ears are now broken.
5
When a dog’s ears flip over like they’re doing a dance-off.
That ear kaboom was so wild, I had to pause my movie.
He did an ear kaboom during my lunch break, I got a detention.
My dog’s ear kaboom was so good, I gave him a treat.
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When a dog’s ears flip over like they’re yelling at you.
The ear kaboom was so loud, I think my dog’s ears are now screaming.
He did an ear kaboom right when I was trying to do my math homework.
That ear kaboom was so intense, I got a headache.
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