ear jam

My ears feel like they’re full of old pizza grease.

I woke up with ear jam so thick I could’ve used it as ear plugs.

I tried to listen to my mom yell and all I heard was a gurgling sound.

I stuck my finger in my ear and pulled out a glob the size of a marble.

My ear jam is so bad I can’t hear my own thoughts.

I tried to clean my ears and now my ear looks like a swamp.

My ear jam is so bad I think it’s growing hair.

I had to use a cotton swab like a sword to fight my ear jam.

My ear jam is so thick it’s like having a mud bath in my head.