Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a stupid invention made by a kid who got kicked out of a math class

My ears are bleeding from this ear jack phone. I swear it’s cursed.

This thing is louder than my mom’s screaming.

I tried to listen to music and now my brain is on fire.

2

what happens when a headphone gets a bad attitude and a phone gets a headache

I put it in my ear and it yelled at me. Not cool.

It’s like my phone is trying to take over my brain.

I just got a text that said ‘you’re annoying’ from my ear jack phone.

3

a thing you plug in your ear and it immediately starts talking back

This ear jack phone just said ‘you’re a loser’ and I didn’t even do anything.

I tried to listen to a song and it told me to shut up.

It’s like my ear has a best friend who’s always making fun of me.

4

a cursed device that turns your music into a screaming match

My ear jack phone just screamed with me. I didn’t ask for that.

I was listening to a calm song and now it’s yelling at me.

This thing is louder than my neighbor’s dog.

5

a stupid ear thing that makes your brain feel like it’s being stabbed

I put it in my ear and now my brain feels like it’s being stabbed.

This ear jack phone is the worst invention ever.

I can’t think straight because of this stupid thing.

6

a phone you put in your ear and it starts giving you life advice you don’t need

My ear jack phone just told me to quit my job and I’m not ready.

It said I’m ugly and I didn’t even ask.

Now it’s telling me to text my ex. I’m not doing that.