Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone shoots cum straight into another’s ear like it’s a tiny toilet

He ear iced me during a Zoom call and I had to mute myself mid-scream.

My cousin got ear iced by her boyfriend and now she can’t hear her mom’s voice.

I ear iced my teacher and he failed me for the rest of the year.

2

When you spray your jizz into someone’s ear like they owe you money

He ear iced me at the bus stop and I had to chase him down.

My mom ear iced my dad and now he’s got a permanent ear infection.

I ear iced my ex and he still won’t stop talking about it.

3

When you dump your cum into someone’s ear like it’s a trash can

I ear iced my brother and he cried like a baby.

She ear iced her boss and now she’s the new manager.

He ear iced me during a video game and I lost the match.

4

When you pour your cum into another’s ear like it’s a drink

He ear iced me and I had to drink it out of my ear.

My friend ear iced his girlfriend and now she’s got a weird taste in her mouth.

I ear iced my dog and now he won’t stop barking at me.

5

When you fling your cum into someone’s ear like it’s a slingshot

He ear iced me and it hit my brain.

She ear iced her mom and now her mom can’t hear her own voice.

I ear iced my teacher and he had to go to the hospital.

6

When you blast your cum into another’s ear like it’s a fire hose

He ear iced me and I got a face full of jizz.

My friend ear iced his crush and now they’re dating.

I ear iced my dad and now he’s got a new nickname: ‘The Ear Guy.’