ear hook

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A sneaky way of listening in on someone else’s business and then walking away like you're the boss of them. Mostly used by black women who think everyone’s out to get them.
I saw my mom ear hooking my uncle’s phone from the kitchen. She knew he was cheating.
My cousin ear hooked me at the grocery store. She knew I was stealing snacks.
My aunt ear hooked my cousin’s phone and found out she was talking bad about her.
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When someone sticks a song in your head so hard you can’t get it out. It’s like they’re singing in your brain and you’re too weak to fight back.
My brother ear hooked me with that stupid song. I can’t get it out of my head.
My friend ear hooked me with a TikTok trend. Now I’m stuck dancing in the bathroom.
My mom ear hooked me with a church hymn. I’m singing it in my sleep.
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