Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a dude shoves his weenie through someone’s stretched ear for a big ol’ cumshot

My cousin got ear holed at the mall and screamed like a baby

He did it to my aunt and she cried

My uncle did it to a guy at the park and the guy ran away

2

Getting whacked on the side of the head with no warning, usually by a helmet and it makes you dizzy and probably dead

My brother got ear holed and fell over like a drunk man

The football player got ear holed and cried like a girl

I got ear holed and my brain felt like it was on fire

3

That hole you stick your AirPods in and scratch like a madman

I scratch my ear hole like a beast

My friend’s ear hole is so itchy he’s crazy

I stuck my AirPods in my ear hole and forgot about them

4

A tiny bug that lives in your ear and will probably eat you alive

There’s a bug in my ear and I won’t move

My dad has a bug in his ear and he’s been dead for 3 years

I had a bug in my ear and I cried

5

When a mom slaps you on the side of the head because you were a stupid kid

My mom ear holed me after I broke her favorite plate

My brother got ear holed after he stole my candy

I got ear holed after I said bad words

6

Putting expensive bacon lube in someone’s ear and then giving them the worst fuck ever

I ear holed my friend with bacon lube and he screamed

My sister ear holed me and I cried

I spent all my money on bacon lube and ear holed my dog