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When you blow a bunch of cash on bacon-scented butt stuff, slather it in someone's ear, and then rip their ear hole out with a wild ass fuck
My cousin spent $200 on bacon butt lube just to stick it in my ear and yell 'I'm gonna kill you!' while he fucked my ear hole.
My boss gave me a raise after I used pork-flavored lube to turn her ear into a wrestling ring.
My ex used bacon lube in my ear and then told me I was 'the worst kind of meat.'