Ear gouging

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When someone acts all focused and smart but really just has their ears stuck to your conversation like a goddamn eavesdropper, then goes and spits your whole story out like it's their own, with all the juicy parts missing.

I was talking about my ex's new boy toy and she turned to her friend and said, 'He’s a mess, but he’s got a good laugh.' I was like, 'You didn’t even hear the part about the broken nose.'

At lunch, I told my friend about my mom's new dating app obsession, and the next table was already telling their friend about it like they were the one who signed up.

I whispered my secret crush to my bestie, and by the end of the day, the whole class knew about it, and my crush had no idea.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When someone sits right next to you, acts like they’re reading a book, but their ears are so close to your mouth, it’s like they’re trying to suck the words out of your brain, then they go and tell the whole world your business like it was their own idea.

I was telling my friend about my terrible hair day, and the girl next to me just leaned over and said, 'You look like a raccoon took a nap in a blender.' I had no idea she heard me.

I whispered my plans to sneak out to my buddy, and by the time the bell rang, the whole hallway knew about it and my mom was waiting at the door.

I told my friend my teacher was giving me extra homework, and the next day, the whole class was laughing at me because they heard it from the kid behind me.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you think you're being super quiet, but someone’s ears are so close to your mouth, it’s like you're whispering directly into their brain, and then they go and tell every single person they see your whole story, like it was their own life.

I was telling my friend about my crush, and the girl in front of me turned around and said, 'You’re cute, but he’s got a weird laugh.' I was like, 'You didn’t even hear the part about his weird laugh!'

I whispered my plan to skip class to my friend, and by the time we got to the hallway, the whole school was already waiting for us.

I told my best friend about my mom’s new job, and by the next day, my whole family knew about it, and my mom was already telling her boss.

by Slangipedia 14d ago