ear gold

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The smelly stuff that clogs your ears and smells like old cheese.

My mom called me 'ear gold' after I stuck my finger in my ear and pulled out a gloopy mess.

My dog ran away because he thought my ear gold was a new kind of cheese.

My brother’s ear gold was so bad, it made the whole family gag during dinner.

The stuff that makes your ears look like they’re covered in goop and you’re too lazy to clean them.

My teacher said my ear gold was so bad, it looked like I’d been eating glue.

I tried to plug my ears with my finger, but my ear gold came out like a sludge monster.

My friend’s ear gold was so thick, he had to use a spoon to dig it out.

The dirty, crusty stuff that comes out when you finally clean your ears after a year.

I cleaned my ears and got a big glob of ear gold that looked like a brown jellyfish.

My sister’s ear gold was so bad, she had to use a Q-tip like a sword.

My dad’s ear gold was so bad, it made my mom cry.