Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The sound of your brain screaming at what you heard.

'Bro, you just said that?'

'That was the worst idea I've ever heard.'

'You just made me lose my lunch.'

2

When your ears get so mad they throw a fit.

'I can't believe you said that in front of my mom.'

'That was so stupid it hurt.'

'I want to punch the person who said that.'

3

The first time your brain tries to understand what you heard.

'What in the world did he just say?'

'Did I just hear that right?'

'I need a minute to process that.'

4

When your ears get so confused they start arguing.

'Was that a question or a statement?'

'Did he just say what I think he said?'

'My ears are fighting now.'

5

The first time your brain goes 'what the hell was that?'

'What was that? I need to know now.'

'That was so bad it needs a medal.'

'I need a drink after that.'

6

When your ears go 'no way' and your brain goes 'why?'

'No way that was real.'

'Why would anyone say that?'

'I need to sit down after that.'