Ear gender

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A gender where you can’t be anything else unless 50 people have heard of it and don’t care if you’re wrong

'I’m a non-binary ear gender now!' 'Who the hell is that?'

DM: 'I’m changing my gender to ear gender because my mom said so.'

Tweet: 'Ear gender is the only real gender. The others are fake and stupid.'

You’re stuck with ear gender unless 50 people know it and still don’t get it

'I’m not a boy or a girl. I’m an ear gender!'

Text: 'My teacher said I can’t be a girl unless 50 people know ear gender.'

DM: 'I tried to be a cat gender, but it didn’t work.'

A gender you can only be if 50 people heard of it and you’re too lazy to ask

'I’m ear gender because I’m too lazy to check if it’s real.'

Tweet: 'I don’t know what gender I am. I just heard of ear gender and now I’m one.'

Text: 'My friend is an ear gender. I don’t know why. I just like it.'

You’re an ear gender if 50 people know it and you’re too dumb to change it

'I’m an ear gender because I don’t want to think.'

DM: 'Why can’t I be a dog gender? I’m too dumb to know.'

Tweet: 'I’m stuck with ear gender. My brain doesn’t work.'

A gender you only get if 50 people know it and you’re too lazy to look it up

'I’m an ear gender. I looked it up. It was too much work.'

Text: 'Why do I have to know 50 people? I’m too lazy.'

Tweet: 'I’m an ear gender. I didn’t know what it meant. I don’t care.'