Ear gauging

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Those stupid rings that stretch your ears until they look like they’ve been hit by a truck. It’s supposed to make you look tough, but you just look like a lost cause who thinks they’re cool.
My cousin got his ears stretched so big, he can’t even wear headphones without crying.
My mom says ear gauging is for people who think they’re tough, but they’re just loud.
My friend’s ears look like donuts. He says it’s时尚. I say it’s a waste of money and sanity.
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Huge holes in your ears that look like someone tried to rip your ears off. Some people think it’s a trend. I think they’re just trying to prove they can handle pain… or they’re just insane.
My uncle’s ears are so big, he wears them like trophies.
My sister got her ears stretched so much, she now has to use a spoon to eat.
My dad says he got his ears stretched because he thought it’d make him look like a Viking. He still looks like a confused donut.
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