ear fart

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When you smash your ear with your hand and let out a fart so loud it could wake the dead
My cousin did an ear fart during math class and the teacher almost died from laughing.
I did an ear fart in the cafeteria and the whole school heard it.
My dog did an ear fart and it scared my mom out of her mind.
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When you jam your hand in your ear and fart like you just ate a whole pizza
I did an ear fart during a Zoom call and my boss thought I was having a seizure.
My brother did an ear fart while I was trying to sleep and I woke up screaming.
My friend did an ear fart in the bathroom and the toilet started talking back.
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When you punch your ear and let out a fart so smelly it could make a dragon cry
I did an ear fart at the bus stop and the bus driver had to open the windows.
My little sister did an ear fart during church and the priest gave her a warning.
My dad did an ear fart while cooking and the whole neighborhood smelled it.
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