ear elephant

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Calling someone an ear elephant is like saying they're a brain-dead donkey who can't tell the difference between a sandwich and a pile of garbage.

My cousin got called an ear elephant because he asked for a raise and didn't know what a spreadsheet was.

My teacher said I was an ear elephant for talking through my lunch.

My brother's friend was an ear elephant because he tried to explain quantum physics to a dog.

The One Eared Elephant is when a guy flips one pocket inside out while showing off his soft, sad wiener like it’s the last meal at the buffet.

My uncle did the One Eared Elephant at my aunt’s birthday party and got kicked out.

My friend tried the One Eared Elephant at the grocery store and got arrested.

My dad did the One Eared Elephant during a Zoom meeting and got fired.

The flacid member hanging through the zipper is like a hot dog stuck in a subway car, messy, sad, and totally unimpressive.

At the bar, my friend did the flacid member trick and everyone laughed at him.

My brother tried it in the middle of a math test and got a zero.

My mom did the flacid member trick while cooking and burned the whole house down.

Turning your pockets inside out and letting your wiener hang out is like being a kid who forgot his pants and got caught in the hallway.

At the mall, I saw a guy doing the elephant man trick and got scared.

My friend did the elephant man trick in front of his crush and got rejected.

My neighbor did the elephant man trick while walking his dog and got chased by the neighbor's dog.

The drunken elephant trick is when a guy pulls out his pockets like ears and shows off his wiener like it’s the grand finale of a circus.

At the party, my cousin did the drunken elephant trick and got a standing ovation.

My friend tried the drunken elephant trick at the grocery store and got kicked out.

My dad did the drunken elephant trick at the family reunion and got a new nickname.