ear dicked

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#morning routine #family chaos #relentless torture

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You sneak your cock into some dude's ear while he's snoring. It's kinda gay, but it's the best way to wake someone up and make them scream like a baby.

I put my cock in my uncle's ear and he woke up screaming, 'WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!!'

My friend tried to ear-dick my teacher, and the teacher just yelled, 'I'M GONNA KILL YOU!'

I ear-dicked my brother during a family dinner, and now he won't eat meat for a week.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

That Bluetooth thing on your ear. People who think they're the boss of the world wear one so they can yell at everyone while they drive.

My dad wears a Bluetooth while driving and yells at the radio like it's his enemy.

My mom uses hers to talk to her best friend while she's making breakfast.

My brother's Bluetooth is so loud, it wakes up the whole neighborhood.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When someone talks so much nonsense it goes straight into your brain and makes you feel stupid. It’s like your brain is getting brain-fucked.

My teacher talked so much nonsense, I forgot what day it was.

My friend’s mom went on a 20-minute rant about her cat, and I had to sit there and take it.

My brother’s speech about his video game was so stupid, it gave me a headache.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A name for someone you hate. Like a total loser. You can call them 'dick-head' or 'ear-dick' if they're extra annoying.

My cousin is such a total loser, I call him 'dick-head' every day.

My neighbor is an ear-dick because he talks too much.

My brother is a total loser and I call him 'dumb-butt' all the time.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A guy who loves sticking his cock in people’s ears. He’s like a total pervert and probably has a fetish for ears.

My friend’s cousin is an ear-dick and sticks his cock in everyone’s ears.

My teacher is an ear-dick and does it during class.

My brother’s friend is an ear-dick and does it to my brother every day.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

An earring made of whale cock. It smells like seafood and makes all the guys want to sniff you. It’s super expensive and only rich people can afford it.

I bought a whale cock earring and all the guys at school were sniffing me.

My mom bought one for me and I got 100 likes on TikTok.

My brother bought a shark cock earring and now he smells like the ocean.

by Slangipedia 5d ago