ear cum

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A song so good it makes your ears feel like they're about to explode from pure joy and cum.

Bro, this track is so good my ears just cum in the shower.

I listened to it on repeat and my ears were cumming like it was a Friday night.

My ears were cumming so hard I had to take a break from the music just to breathe.

The gross, smelly goo that clings to your earring like it's your new best friend and smells like a sweaty sock in a trash can.

My earring post looked like it had been dipped in a sewer after I took it out.

I smelled it and it was like someone told my nose to get a job.

I kept sniffing it because it was the most interesting thing in my room.

When a confused Yorkie looks in the mirror and yells 'come ear backwards' because they think it's a game.

My dog looked at me like I was the enemy and said 'come ear backwards!'

He thought the mirror was a portal and I was a rival.

He said it three times and I had to laugh or I would have cried.

When someone cums on an object and then puts it to your ear and yells 'cum ear' like it's a command from the heavens.

He cummed on a spoon and put it to my ear and said 'cum ear!'

My friend cummed on a cup and made me listen to it like it was a sermon.

He cummed on a book and told me to 'cum ear' or else I'd be in trouble.