ear butter

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A mountain of earwax so thick it could clog a drain and make a cop cry

I haven't cleaned my ears since the last time I ate a whole bag of Skittles

My ears look like they've been dipped in molasses and left in a sauna

My brother tried to stick a Q-tip in my ear and it came out covered in goop

When someone’s voice is so smooth it feels like a velvet glove wrapped around your eardrums and your brain goes to heaven

That singer’s voice was like butter for my ears and a slap in the face for my soul

My mom’s voice is so soothing I could fall asleep during a scream

That guy spoke like he was giving me a massage with his words