ear buggery

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Sticking things up your ears until you feel like you’re gonna explode from pure joy and stupidity.

My mom caught me doing it in the hallway and said, 'You’re gonna go deaf in the middle of a math test.'

I did it during Zoom class and my dog started barking like it was in a horror movie.

I did it so hard I got cotton in my brain and now I think in fluff.

When you jam stuff in your ears so deep it feels like your brain is getting a facial.

I did it during lunch and my friend said I looked like I was having a spiritual awakening.

I did it in the car and my brother said I was gonna get ear worms.

I did it during a test and my teacher thought I was having a meltdown.

Putting things in your ears until you feel like you're gonna lose your mind and your hearing.

I did it while my dad was yelling and it was like I was doing a double life.

I did it in the shower and my soap started screaming.

I did it so much I got a cotton tattoo on my ear.