ear breath

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When some loser sneaks up like a rat and spits hot garbage breath right into your ear and your brain short-circuits.

My cousin did this during my birthday speech and I forgot my lines.

He did it in the middle of church and the priest threw holy water at him.

She did it during my final exam and I got a D because I thought I was dying.

Someone gets right in your face and blows their warm, greasy, lunch-breath straight into your ear like it’s a crime scene.

My teacher did this during the pop quiz and I got a zero.

My friend did it during my speech and I said 'I have a headache and I don't know why.'

My mom did it while I was on a Zoom call and my boss thought I was having a breakdown.

When a person gets so close to you it’s like they’re trying to steal your soul and their hot, smelly breath is trying to take it too.

My brother did this during my presentation and I got a B instead of an A.

My crush did it in the hallway and I dropped my phone and it broke.

My boss did it during my meeting and I had to go to the bathroom and cry.