ear boner

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when your dog's ears go stiff like a drunk lobster and it turns its head toward the sound like it's about to rip something apart

My dog’s ears went up like a pair of angry tacos when the mailman walked by.

The dog’s ears went straight up when the vacuum cleaner started screaming.

The dog’s ears were like two steaks on a grill when the thunder roared.

your ears get tiny boners that go crazy when the bass hits and you feel it in your bones like you're about to explode

My ears felt like they were having a party when the bass dropped at the club.

The beat hit my ears like they were on fire and I couldn’t sit still.

When the music started, my ears went bonkers and I had to dance like a fool.

when you put your ear in a woman's snatch and it gets so hard it's like a cock in a sock

I stuck my ear in her pussy and it got so hard I thought it was gonna break.

My ear went full hard mode when I put it in her snatch.

I tried to put my ear in her vag and it got so stiff it made me laugh.