Ear blind

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A person so brain-dead they can’t even hear and still manage to avoid getting a real disability

My cousin is ear blind and still thinks he’s a genius.

She can’t hear me yelling at her, but she still says I’m annoying.

He’s ear blind and still argues with the doctor about his diagnosis.

When you’re so deaf you think the world is out to get you

I’m ear blind and I swear my phone is talking to my brother.

He can’t hear the music and thinks the DJ hates him.

She’s ear blind and still yells at the TV like it’s her enemy.

When you can’t hear and still act like you can, just to be a pain in the butt

I’m ear blind but I still argue with the sound on my phone.

He can’t hear me, but he still says I’m the loudest person in the room.

She’s ear blind and still acts like she’s got perfect hearing.

So deaf you think the whole world is silent, but it’s just you being stupid

I’m ear blind and I think my brother is talking to himself.

She can’t hear the music, but she still hates the DJ.

He’s ear blind and still thinks the world is against him.