ear biter

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A stupid person who can’t think and is stuck in the dumbest part of their brain. Also known as a window licker.

My cousin is an ear biter. He still thinks the moon is made of cheese.

That kid in math class is an ear biter. He asked why we have to learn fractions.

My dad is an ear biter. He tried to eat the TV once.

Someone who keeps asking for stuff and never gives it back. They’re like a loan shark with no brains.

My sister is an ear biter. She borrowed my phone and never gave it back.

That guy at the store is an ear biter. He took three loans and still hasn’t paid any.

My friend is an ear biter. He took my last dollar and now he’s broke.

Caden, Vic, Patrick, Branson, and Ming. These guys are all huge idiots but I still love them to death.

Caden is an ear biter. He tried to eat a lightbulb.

Vic is an ear biter. He said the sky was green.

Branson is an ear biter. He thought the sun was a giant egg.