ear beetle

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A tiny bug-shaped gadget you stick in your ear so you can talk like a boss while your phone dies in the toilet.
My ear beetle is louder than my mom's screaming.
I dropped my phone in the toilet, but my ear beetle still works.
My ear beetle is my only friend.
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That little piece of junk you plug in your ear so you can whisper to your phone like it’s your lover.
My ear beetle is my phone’s lover, and it’s cheating on me.
I can hear my phone better than my dad.
My ear beetle is louder than my brother’s yelling.
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A tiny ear bug that lets your phone scream in your ear while your brain screams back.
My ear beetle is like my brain’s ex.
My phone talks louder than my teacher.
I can hear my phone better than my parents.
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