Ear banged

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When some freak is licking your ear while you're getting busy and it feels like your ear is about to get fucked.
My girlfriend was ear-banging me during our second date and I nearly came in my pants.
He was ear-banging me while I was trying to text my mom.
She ear-banged me so hard I thought my ear was gonna pop.
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The tiny hairs in front of your ears that are too short to be pulled back but too long to be ignored, and they stay there forever like a curse.
My ear bangs are so annoying I want to pluck them out with tweezers.
He has the worst ear bangs ever, like they were cursed by a witch.
My ear bangs look like they were stuck there by a glue gun.
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Yelling in someone's face for so long they think they're being tortured by a loud, angry, never-ending argument.
She ear-banged me for an hour and I wanted to die.
My brother ear-banged me until I had a headache.
He ear-banged me during my lunch break and I lost my appetite.
4
When a guy flips a girl on her side and sticks his cock in her ear like it's the most normal thing ever.
He ear-banged me and I nearly screamed in the middle of the park.
My friend got ear-banged by his girlfriend and it was the worst thing ever.
I saw my neighbor get ear-banged and it looked like a horror movie.
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When you hit someone so hard on the ear that it sounds like their ear is about to fall off and their brain is screaming.
He ear-banged me so hard I thought my ear was gonna fall off.
She ear-banged the kid until he cried.
My dad ear-banged me for not doing my homework.
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When you’re stuck listening to people talk about their lives like you’re not even there and it’s the worst.
I was ear-banged by my friends for an hour and it was the worst.
She was ear-banged by her mom while I was trying to eat my pizza.
He got ear-banged by his coworkers and it was like a never-ending drama.
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