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a person who thinks curtains are the only thing worth living for
I’d die for a curtain. No joke. I’d die.
My life is a curtain. I’m hanging on by a thread.
If I don’t see a curtain today, I’m gonna scream.
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someone who would murder you if you touched their curtains
Don’t even think about touching my curtain. I’ll kill you.
My curtains are sacred. You touch them, you die.
I’ve killed people for less. Don’t mess with my curtain.
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a person who lives in their curtains and talks to them
My curtain is my best friend. It talks back sometimes.
I live in my curtain. I eat, sleep, and breathe it.
I’ve had conversations with my curtain. It’s the only one that listens.