Eao

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Eao is a bird. He’s got the face of a guy who just got told he’s gonna be stuck in a room with a bunch of cheezits for the rest of his life.

My dog just stared at Eao like he was the reason he got kicked out of the dog park.

Eao walked into the room and my mom said, 'Oh, it's that bird who looks like he's been eating cheezits for 20 years.'

My teacher said Eao looks like he’s been crying over a box of cheezits and a bad book.

Eao doesn’t show feelings very well. He hides them like a kid who got grounded and is trying not to cry in front of his friends.

Eao got a 100 on the test and just stared at the wall like he didn’t care.

I asked Eao how he felt and he just said, 'I’m fine, I guess.' Then he walked away like he was being chased by a bunch of cheezits.

Eao’s best friend said he looked like he was holding back tears and a box of cheezits.

Eao wants to be a famous writer. He’s got the dream, but the only thing he’s written so far is a sentence about cheezits.

Eao’s first book was called 'The Cheezit Chronicles: Volume 1: The Cheezit That Ate the World.'

I asked Eao what he was writing and he said, 'Just a story about a bird and a box of cheezits.'

Eao’s dream is to be a famous author. His reality is writing sentences about cheezits at 3 a. m.

Everyone loves Eao. Even the cheezits love him.

My whole class adopted Eao as their mascot. He’s like the bird version of a cheese snack.

Eao’s got more followers on Twitter than my mom does. And she has a lot of followers.

Even my dog loves Eao. He follows him around like he’s the king of the cheezits.

One time someone said Eao looks like he eats cheezits. He does.

My friend said Eao looks like he’s been eating cheezits nonstop for a month.

Eao walked into the room and my brother said, 'That’s Eao. He’s got the face of a guy who eats cheezits for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.'

I saw Eao eating cheezits and I said, 'That’s Eao. He looks like he’s been eating cheezits for 20 years.'

This has been the definition of Eao the bird.

Eao is the bird. He’s the cheezit-eating, dreamer, sad-faced, popular bird.

Everyone knows Eao the bird. He’s the one who eats cheezits, writes books, and hides his feelings.

Eao the bird is the most famous bird in the world. He’s got a box of cheezits, a dream, and a sad face.