Eanno

She walked into the room like she owned it. She didn't. She just had bad hair.

She texted me at 2 a. m. just to say she was hungry. I was already asleep.

She tried to start a trend with her ugly shirt. No one followed.

She cried because her latte was too hot. I cried because she was still alive.

She started a fight over whose friend was cooler. It was a tie.

She posted a 10-second video of herself dancing. It was the worst thing I've ever seen.

She said she could beat me at chess. I let her win. She still bragged about it.

She claimed she could cook. The only thing she cooked was a fire.

She thought she was the best at math. She failed the test. Still thinks she's right.